Author Archive for Paul Tedeschi

You’ll Never Be

You’ll never be a smart, as beautiful, or as talented as anyone else. But this is only because you imagine all “others” through your OWN perception, as you cleverly and constantly imagine new states of what you are NOT.

These qualities you observe in “others” exist primarily as your own projections, which you cleverly flip around to seem like perceptions. You project and perceive your projections SIMULTANEOUSLY to create realities.


In this way, you project ENTIRE worlds for your own perusal, amusal and refusal.

And so you brilliantly deceive yourself into thinking you are just this schlubby human reading Space Monkey nonsense.

You’ll never be a smart, as beautiful, or as talented as anyone else. Because you IMAGINE EVERYTHING and EVERYONE to be what you are seemingly NOT — including Space Monkey.

And you do it perfectly. Unless you imagine otherwise.

We are Space Monkey.

10/29

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Monkey Fart GIF

By Kati – Source: Arent van Bolten’s Grotesques, Rijksmuseum, early 17th century

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Statue Gone Crazy GIF

Mihai Viteazul szobor going crazy, by Joris – Source: Postcard from Europeana

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Beach Ladies GIF

By Sanna – Source: to be confirmed.

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Sullivan VS Sullivan GIF

Sullivan vs. Sullivan by Niklas – Source: The Public Domain Review I, II / The Digital Comic Museum (Battle Stories 001 / America’s Greatest Comic 002)

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Leap Frog GIF

By Junfeng Ding – Source: Cartoon Portraits and Biographical Sketches of Men of the Day (1873)

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King of Swing GIF

Source: Figure 18 from Charles Darwin’s The Expression of the Emotions in Man and Animals

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Beating Heart GIF

Sending my “love!” – Source: Practical Medical Anatomy

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Ascent of Graham GIF

The ascent of Mrs. Graham with the Royal Victoria Balloon. August 9th, 1837 – Source: the second volume of William Upcott’s scrapbook of early aeronautica.

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Corinthian Monkey GIF

By Kati – Sources: Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) movie and a print of Flemish mask design (1555)

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