Alice Wentworth took a fall
With mummy’s purple parasol
She thought it was a parachute
As she paraded off the roof
She fell onto the power line
That lit the Landry Laundry sign
Since that time she began to glow
Dear Alice, she’s a real freak show
AuroraboreAlice
Meanwhile at the stroke of noon
Young Timmy Landry bent a spoon
Using the powers of his mind
He lit the Landry Laundry sign
Alice fell out of the sky
And Timmy Landry made her fly
Now she’s headed north I guess
Dear Alice in her neon dress
AuroraboreAlice
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