Oh I’ve got a brand new septic system
Oh I’ve got a way to take your sh—
Oh I’ve got a brand new septic system
“Cause I know — you’re full of it
You can pull my chain
Jiggle my love handle
But you cant have my seat
On the porcelain bus
‘Cause it’s my throne
From the Kingdom of Home Depot
And I need to flush
I am overflowing — with joy
Like a kid with a brand new toy
Took the plunge in plumbing
Brought Mr. Hopper home
And dug a brand new leech field of my own
Oh I’ve got a brand new septic system
Oh I’ve got a way to take your sh—
Oh I’ve got a brand new septic system
‘Cause I know — you’re full of it
It’s my Fortress of Solitude
For number one and number two
‘Cause a flush beats a pair
And you can’t follow me in here
Just me and my magazines
Oh I’ve got a brand new septic system
Oh I’ve got a way to take your sh—
Oh I’ve got a brand new septic system
‘Cause I know — you’re full of it
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