Why do you talk baby talk
Why can’t you be adult and considerate and kind
I’m gonna lose my mind
I’m gonna lose it
Why do you talk baby talk
Why do you leave
Stupid little messages for me
Sounding just like you’re three
You’re not a baby
When I call you on the phone
When I have you all alone
Why do you talk baby talk
Why must you be a puerile and pathetic juvenile
I’m not a pedophile
Don’t make me spank you
Why do you talk baby talk
How can you be sexy and voluptuous and whine
All at the same damn time
How do you do it
When you coo and call me over
When you kiss me like no other
Why do you talk baby talk
Why can’t you be everything I want and nothing less
Take off your Barbie dress
Grow up a little
Why do you talk baby talk
Act your own age
Not your Hello Kitty slipper size
The child in your eyes
Makes me uneasy
Outside you are sleek and curvy
Inside you’re all topsy turvy
Why do you talk baby talk
Why can’t you be everything I want and nothing less
Take off your Barbie dress
Grow up a little
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