Why do you talk baby talk
Why can’t you be adult and considerate and kind
I’m gonna lose my mind
I’m gonna lose it
Why do you talk baby talk
Why do you leave
Stupid little messages for me
Sounding just like you’re three
You’re not a baby
When I call you on the phone
When I have you all alone
Why do you talk baby talk
Why must you be a puerile and pathetic juvenile
I’m not a pedophile
Don’t make me spank you
Why do you talk baby talk
How can you be sexy and voluptuous and whine
All at the same damn time
How do you do it
When you coo and call me over
When you kiss me like no other
Why do you talk baby talk
Why can’t you be everything I want and nothing less
Take off your Barbie dress
Grow up a little
Why do you talk baby talk
Act your own age
Not your Hello Kitty slipper size
The child in your eyes
Makes me uneasy
Outside you are sleek and curvy
Inside you’re all topsy turvy
Why do you talk baby talk
Why can’t you be everything I want and nothing less
Take off your Barbie dress
Grow up a little

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Take me over pull me under
I am yours to rob and plunder
Sometimes I’m not here
Sometimes I am there

Floating over mental wonder
Drifting daydreams thoughts that wander
Sometimes I’m not here
Sometimes disappear

Away

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Alice Wentworth took a fall
With mummy’s purple parasol
She thought it was a parachute
As she paraded off the roof
She fell onto the power line
That lit the Landry Laundry sign
Since that time she began to glow
Dear Alice, she’s a real freak show

AuroraboreAlice

Meanwhile at the stroke of noon
Young Timmy Landry bent a spoon
Using the powers of his mind
He lit the Landry Laundry sign
Alice fell out of the sky
And Timmy Landry made her fly
Now she’s headed north I guess
Dear Alice in her neon dress

AuroraboreAlice

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Sleepwalking blindly through bombastic blue
Heaven I know
Nothing can bother me
Prancing through paintings of purplish hue
Heaven I know
Nothing can bother me now
I’m alone in my studio now
With my canvas and Candyland clouds
And the paintings are telling me how
They all love to be seen

Art is all that matters
Art is love
Art is all that matters
Art is love

Streaking in sapphire stroking the Seine
Heaven I know
Nothing can bother me
Absinthe and turpentine cadmium rain
Heaven I know
Nothing can bother me now

Here comes Cat the ventriloquist cow
With her abstract existential crowd
And the waitress is telling me how
They all love to be seen

Art is all that matters
Art is love
Art is all that matters
Art is love

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Daddy stormed the castle again
Momma slammed the door to her tower
They’re shouting words that I can’t understand
When they turned to face me I ran

Underneath the covers I dove
Two dragons battling fiercely around me
Their fiery words still burning in my ears
But I won’t let them bring me to tears

I’m wearing my armor pajamas
Nothing anyone can say 
can hurt me in any way
Armor pajamas
Let em argue, let em fight
I’ll sleep like a baby tonight

Daddy doesn’t live here anymore
Mama’s got a new boyfriend, Howard
Prince Howard got his crown at Burger King
Treats Momma just like a drive through fling

I’m wearing my armor pajamas
Nothing anyone can say 
can hurt me in any way
Armor pajamas
Let em argue, let em fight
I’ll sleep like a baby tonight

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