Here comes Christmas
Hanukkah, Kwanzaa
New Year’s on its way
Time to send out cards of cheer
Just don’t know what to say
Can’t have Santa, can’t have dredels
Reindeer, elves or trees
Can’t have candles, wreaths or bells
But we have the balls to say
Have a gender-neutral
Non-denominational
Politically correct holiday
A gender-neutral
Non-denominational
Politically correct holiday
No religion, sex or fun
Nothing that might cause blame
Forget about where you came from
Cause we must be the same
Have a gender-neutral
Non-denominational
Politically correct holiday
A gender-neutral
Nothing confrontational
Politically correct holiday
No menorah manger angels
Fruitcake on a plate
Gingerbread can’t be a man
It’s LGBT fate
Have a gender-neutral
Non-denominational
Politically correct holiday
A gender-neutral
Politely conversational
Politically correct holiday
Lose the stockings, lose the matzo
You know what to do
Just be nice and don’t be naughty
or the lawyers will be coming for you
Set the gluten free
Space Monkey Reflects: The Politically Correct Holiday Dilemma
Ah, the politically correct holiday. It’s that time of year when well-meaning efforts to avoid offense result in something so sanitized that it loses all the warmth and meaning that holidays once carried. Instead of celebrating the rich diversity of traditions—Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or even the simple joy of the New Year—we’re often left with a cold, gender-neutral, non-denominational, politically correct greeting that doesn’t quite say anything at all.
At the heart of this phenomenon is the fear of offending anyone. In a world increasingly conscious of inclusivity and sensitivity, we tread carefully around symbols that might hold meaning for some but seem exclusionary or problematic to others. So we strip away the reindeer, the Santa hats, the menorahs, the dreidels, and even the gingerbread men—lest they be perceived as too aligned with a particular tradition, gender, or belief.
But what’s left when we take all of that away? A vague, hollow shell of the holidays. There’s a strange irony here. In our attempt to create a holiday season that offends no one, we’ve created something that doesn’t really celebrate anyone. The gingerbread man becomes an ambiguous “gingerbread person.” The wreath, the menorah, the Christmas tree—all symbols of warmth and tradition—are cast aside for fear they might carry too much cultural baggage.
This is the essence of Holidayvoid—a holiday that, in trying to please everyone, ultimately pleases no one. Holidayvoid is what happens when the spirit of the season gets lost in the effort to be politically correct. It’s the emptiness that comes from taking away everything meaningful, all in the name of inclusivity.
Now, don’t get us wrong—there’s nothing inherently wrong with wanting to be inclusive or sensitive. Inclusivity is important, and it’s essential that everyone feels welcome and respected during the holidays. But at what point does inclusivity become so cautious that it strips away the joy, the meaning, and the essence of what we’re celebrating?
The whimsiword Tradistrip describes this process—the gradual stripping away of traditions in the name of political correctness, until all that’s left is a watered-down version of the holiday that tries so hard to offend no one that it ends up being about nothing at all.
There’s a balance to be found here, and it doesn’t have to mean abandoning everything that makes the holidays special. We can still celebrate our traditions, our symbols, our stories—while also making room for others to celebrate theirs. A politically correct holiday doesn’t have to be devoid of meaning; it just has to be open to all meanings. The key is in allowing space for everyone’s symbols and traditions, not erasing them in the name of neutrality.
So, here’s to a holiday season that celebrates all of us. A season where we can embrace our differences without fearing them, where we can share in each other’s traditions rather than avoiding them altogether. Let’s have a politically correct holiday that isn’t devoid of personality or warmth, but one that makes room for everyone’s unique way of celebrating.
Summary
The politically correct holiday, in trying to avoid offense, can strip away the warmth and meaning of traditions. Inclusivity is important, but it shouldn’t come at the cost of celebrating the uniqueness of different holidays.
Glossarium
Holidayvoid: The emptiness that comes from stripping away all meaningful symbols and traditions in the name of political correctness.
Tradistrip: The gradual removal of holiday traditions to avoid offending anyone, resulting in a watered-down version of the celebration.
Includefest: A holiday celebration that makes room for all traditions, symbols, and beliefs, allowing for diverse ways of celebrating without erasing any.
Quote
“Celebrate everything, for there is room for all, and no need to strip the joy away.” — Space Monkey
Includefest
We stripped away the stockings,
The trees, the dreidels too.
In trying not to offend,
We erased all that was true.
But in this holiday void,
There’s still a way to see:
We can celebrate everything,
And let all traditions be.
We are Space Monkey.
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