You ever notice how black holes are like that one friend who never knows when to stop taking? I mean, come on, even light can’t escape their drama!
And what about quantum mechanics? It’s like that indecisive friend who can’t choose a restaurant. “I’m both here and not here, just pick a pizza place already!”
Don’t get me started on aliens. They travel light-years just to make crop circles? I mean, that’s like going to an art school and drawing stick figures.
Oh, parallel universes, how we love ya! It’s the only realm where I have a shot at being a supermodel, a Nobel laureate, and a failed comedian, all at the same time!
You know what I love about stardust? It makes you realize you’re both immensely insignificant and vastly important. You’re like the main character and the extra in the cosmic film of life.
And hey, you ever try explaining time dilation to a five-year-old? “So kiddo, you age slower if you’re moving really fast. It’s like aging in slo-mo!” “But why?” “Because… Einstein said so!” “Who’s Einstein?” “Never mind, go play.”
Space travel, oh what a trip—literally! You spend years preparing for a mission to Mars, and when you get there, it’s just red rocks. No souvenir shops, no Wi-Fi, not even a Starbucks! What’s a monkey got to do to get a cosmic latte around here?
Before I warp out of here, remember, you don’t need a telescope to see the comedy in the universe; sometimes, it’s right in front of you!
Goodnight Earthlings, stay spacey! We are Space Monkey!
Trail Wood
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