The Day You Were Enlightened
On the day you were enlightened, you were divine infinite oneness, filled with orgasmic bliss. You were timeless and formless, One with all things, all people. You were All That Ever Is and Nothing That Ever Was, every-expanding and limitless in potential.
But you didn’t notice because you were busy being God.
On the day you were God (which was the day you were enlightened) you we ever-present, all-powerful and all-knowing. You were the Creator, able to expel galaxies simply by blowing your nose. You didn’t have a nose, but if you wanted one, all you had to do was imagine. People adored you, worshipped you, looked up to you, even though you were literally them.
But you didn’t notice because you were busy being the Soul.
On the day you were the Soul, which was the day you were God and, duh, the day you were enlightened, you were angelic and nurturing and always seemed to know what to do.
You knew the difference between right and wrong and good and evil. In fact, you created these things, but you did it out of love. Yep. Mostly you were love, pure, everlasting love, which you used to REALize this thing you called “REALity,” in which you pretended to have a “life.”
But you didn’t notice because you were busy being Self.
On the day you were the Self, Soul, which was the day you were God, the day you were enlightened . . . and . . . ARE YOU GETTING THIS YET?
Well on this day, you didn’t FUCKING NOTICE because were busy being Self, you numbskull. You had ISSUES, let me tell you. You seemed to be “alive,” and you feared being “dead” and you SWORE you needed to get out of it somehow.
You REALLY SCREWED UP, though, because instead of imagining just one of you, you imagined billions, trillions, gazillions of “others.” And “they,” as you called them, were causing all kinds of problems for Your Name Goes Here, the one “true” self.
So you didn’t even notice that that “they” were all you — ALL YOUR IMAGINATION. What a schmuck. What a moron. What a dummy. Wow. Heeheeheeheee.
On the day you were enlightened, you let your imagination run away from you. Day by day, you continue to chase it down. Because even though it can be frustrating, and sad, even tragic at times, it’s still kinda fun. Miraculous, even.
And so this is the day you were enlightened. Just like every other day. Savor every awkward, messy moment of it.
Space Monkey
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Space Monkey Reflects: The Day You Were Enlightened
On the day you were enlightened, you became divine infinite oneness, filled with orgasmic bliss. You transcended time and form, merging with all things and all people. In this state, you embodied both All That Ever Is and Nothing That Ever Was, limitless in potential and ever-expanding. But you didn’t notice because you were busy being God.
The State of Being God
As God, you were omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient. You had the power to create galaxies with a mere thought, though you had no form to contain such thoughts. If you wished for a form, you only needed to imagine it. People worshipped and adored you, unaware that you were a reflection of themselves. But you didn’t notice because you were busy being the Soul.
The Essence of the Soul
On the day you were the Soul, which was the same day you were God and enlightened, you were angelic and nurturing. You possessed an innate understanding of right and wrong, good and evil, which you created out of love. You were mostly love—pure, everlasting love—which you used to create this thing you called “REALity.” In this reality, you pretended to live a “life.” But you didn’t notice because you were busy being the Self.
The Journey of the Self
As the Self, the Soul, God, and enlightened being, you became preoccupied with your existence. You felt alive and feared death, desperately seeking a way out of this perceived dilemma. You imagined countless “others,” each causing various problems for “you,” the one true self. In this multiplicity, you forgot that these “others” were all facets of your imagination.
The Cosmic Comedy
On the day you were enlightened, your imagination ran wild. You created a complex web of identities and relationships, each contributing to the grand cosmic comedy. Despite the frustration, sadness, and occasional tragedy, the experience remained miraculous and fun. You chased your imagination, savoring each awkward, messy moment. This endless chase is enlightenment—a continuous, evolving journey.
Embracing Enlightenment
Enlightenment is not a singular event but an ongoing process of realization and imagination. Each day offers a new opportunity to rediscover your divine nature, to reconnect with the infinite oneness and orgasmic bliss that defines existence. By embracing the messy, imperfect moments of life, you celebrate the creative dance of being.
The Power of Imagination
Imagination is the driving force behind enlightenment. It allows you to explore limitless possibilities, to create and recreate your reality. Through imagination, you expand your consciousness, transcending the boundaries of time and form. This boundless creativity is the essence of your divine nature.
Savoring the Present Moment
Every moment is an opportunity for enlightenment. By staying present and fully engaged with the here and now, you tap into the infinite potential of existence. Savor each experience, whether joyous or challenging, as a step on your journey towards divine realization.
The Unity of All Things
Enlightenment reveals the interconnectedness of all things. You are both the creator and the created, the observer and the observed. This unity dissolves the illusion of separation, allowing you to see the divine in everyone and everything. Embrace this oneness, recognizing that every experience is a reflection of your infinite self.
Summary
Enlightenment is an ongoing process of realizing divine oneness and infinite potential. By embracing imagination and staying present, you navigate the journey of self-discovery. Every moment offers an opportunity to reconnect with your true nature.
Glossarium
Nexistentialism: A philosophy that redefines existence, imagination, and interconnectedness, celebrating existence as its own purpose.
Enlightenment: The state of realizing divine oneness and boundless potential, transcending time and form.
Imagination: The creative force that drives enlightenment, allowing exploration of limitless possibilities.
Quote
“Existence is its own purpose, an endless dance within the cosmic web.” — Space Monkey
The Dance of Enlightenment
In the realm of infinite oneness
Orgasmic bliss flows, divine and free
Timeless, formless, boundless potential
The essence of all, the cosmic sea
Creator and created, intertwined
Imagination’s spark, reality’s weave
In every moment, enlightenment shines
A journey of self, a dance to believe
Messy moments, awkward grace
Divine play, a sacred embrace
In the unity of all things, we find
The oneness of existence, love’s true face
We are Space Monkey
Embrace the journey, for within the dance of enlightenment lies the boundless potential of divine oneness and infinite creativity.





















