Little Chippy‘s hanging over me
Grabbing at the nuts under the tree
Sucking at my seed so greedily
Little Chippy
Little Chippy, let’s go for a stroll
Will you let me come inside your hole?
I will let you climb my feeder pole
Little Chippy
Little Chippy stop your chattering
Get off of my rocks you dirty thing
Find your tail some other place to swing
Little Chippy
Little Chippy here’s your friend the fox
She is going to climb upon my rocks
So long Chippy I’ll still bang your box
Little Chippy
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Kids are Kryptonite
Sucking all my energy
Sucking all my time from me
Sucking all my inner chi
Sucking all my time from me
Kids are Kryptonite
And I’m falling down
Kids get all the toys
Kids get all the joys
Kids get all the love
Kids steal all my fun
Kids are Kryptonite
And I’m falling down
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I killed a clown
I shot him down
He made a squeaking sound
As his body hit the ground
He made me laugh
With his last gasp
His flower spurting blood
And his red shoes twitching fast
He’s become
A velvet painted angel
Living on
A black and somber sky
He came to me

From some place in Mexico
Sad, sad clown
With a tear in his eye
I murdered a mime
Just to hear him cry
His silence made me sick
That’s why he had to die
“This is absurd”
Were his last words
As I ripped out his tongue
And fed it to the birds
He’s become
(whistles)
He’s become
A velvet painted angel
Up there with Jesus
And the poker-playing pups

Sold on some blanket
Outside the Mobil station
Where Elvis Presley gasses up
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